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hookus
Nah, I don't want to go over to her house today. It's gonna be a real hookus.
Geeze, Jim, you don't have to make this into such a hookus.
Geeze, Jim, you don't have to make this into such a hookus.
hookus by curmudgeon95 March 30, 2009
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Hokus Pookus
When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
Hookup suggest day
The 7th of February, when you suggest to your friends to hook up with each other. A week before Valentine's.
Hookup suggest day by sdfhsdkjfhsdfhaa March 18, 2010
casual hookup
A casual hookup would be somebody you bang often with no feelings, no strings attached, but you don't wanna bang others.
Jerry: I might just text Jessica so we can bang
Tim: isn't that going to complicate things?
Jerry: nah, we just casually hookup. No feelings, no strings attached. It's just a casual hookup.
Tim: isn't that going to complicate things?
Jerry: nah, we just casually hookup. No feelings, no strings attached. It's just a casual hookup.
casual hookup by Shawana April 15, 2016
hookup
1.) hookup (v)
other spellings/forms:
hook-up, hook up, hooked up, hooking up
To have any form of intamicy with a member of the prefered sex that you don't consider a significant other. Usually, when said by modern youth it means to make out, and when said by people between the ages of 20 and 35 it generally means to have sex, and if a very old person says it, it probbably means to simply spend time with somebody.
2.) hookup (v)
other spellings/forms:
hooked up, hooking up, hook (pronoun) up
To give or sell something to somebody, usually in reference to drugs
3.) hookup (n)
Other spellings/forms:
hookups, hook-up(s), hook up(s)
A reference; a person capable of doing something; a connection
other spellings/forms:
hook-up, hook up, hooked up, hooking up
To have any form of intamicy with a member of the prefered sex that you don't consider a significant other. Usually, when said by modern youth it means to make out, and when said by people between the ages of 20 and 35 it generally means to have sex, and if a very old person says it, it probbably means to simply spend time with somebody.
2.) hookup (v)
other spellings/forms:
hooked up, hooking up, hook (pronoun) up
To give or sell something to somebody, usually in reference to drugs
3.) hookup (n)
Other spellings/forms:
hookups, hook-up(s), hook up(s)
A reference; a person capable of doing something; a connection
17 year old: dude i hooked up with jill yesterday, and she had horrible breath! i almost puked in her mouth
24 year old: i hooked up with patricia last night, but that bitch wanted me to put it in her ass so i left!
60 year old: back in the old day, me and my friends would always hookup and play some football down by the lake.
16 year old: Hook me up with some of that silver cush!
Napoleon dynomite: are you pedros cousins with all the sweet hookups?
24 year old: i hooked up with patricia last night, but that bitch wanted me to put it in her ass so i left!
60 year old: back in the old day, me and my friends would always hookup and play some football down by the lake.
16 year old: Hook me up with some of that silver cush!
Napoleon dynomite: are you pedros cousins with all the sweet hookups?
hookup by BALLA FOREVA June 29, 2007
slag hooks
slag hooks by Emma_bites February 13, 2007
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