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Hookie Dookie 

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.
That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....
Hookie Dookie by Off the Farm July 8, 2014

Hookie Dookie 

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.
"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"
Hookie Dookie by Emerson44 July 15, 2018

Miscellaneous Hoodie Doodiness 

Man I was up in that sneaker store an all they had was a bunch of miscellaneous hoodie doodiness.

hoobie doobie 

a brown colored individual
a paki guy
brown guy
indian person
The hoobie doobie next to me smells like curry and old spice

guy: yo that cashier looked dope as hell.
me: ya most hoobie doobies are nice.
hoobie doobie by mnguyenbaby October 7, 2010

hoobie doober 

that anatomical area situated between the gluteal mounds aka "butt" cheeks.
When US taxpayers heard that 8 billion tax dollars went to churches for "small business covid relief" they exclaimed "ouch!! right in the hoobie doober!!"
hoobie doober by Dee Schnutts February 28, 2021

hootiedoom 

1)n. The sense of dread one gets when walking at night and hearing a Owl's call.
2)n. Uncomfortable feeling one can have due to unsettling night sounds.
I was going to walk to the parking lot to get my car but the rustling in the bushes gave me a bad case of hootiedoom and I had my friend drive me instead.
hootiedoom by Tony Harrison August 30, 2007
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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