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Hoodwink Ho 

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....
That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.
Hoodwink Ho by everythingsalie February 24, 2023
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hoodwink 

1.To steal or to take something without consent 2.To be taken advantage of or getting scammed.
1.Yo he just hoodwinked a fresh pair of kicks 2.I just got hoodwinked out of 20$
hoodwink by Kareem D August 18, 2005
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hoodwink 

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary
She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.
hoodwink by subtlesteel July 12, 2010

hoodwink 

When a uncircumsized penis winks at you
He pulled down his pants and his penis gave me a hoodwink...

... its flirting when you hoodwink at people...

.. hoodwinking is a natural phenomenon in adolescent boys when learning about their penis... but make sure that he is the one controlling the winking of his hood..
hoodwink by horus1349 January 1, 2012

hoodwink 

to be led astray by the "assets" of a butterface.
(walking in a cafeteria as you see an attractive looking girl from behind and she turns around and doesn't look good at all) "I just got hoodwinked by that girl."
hoodwink by gr8ness T April 27, 2010

hoodwink 

When a fat ass pussy has an even fatter orgasm right in front of your nose.
Yo, homeboy, I got super soaked in da face last night when Shawntay hoodwinked my ass... sheeeeit.
hoodwink by BabyDickBlackBalls January 17, 2011

HOODWINK 

To blindfold someone; someone or something covering one's eyes.
He got hoodwinked on the way to a secret location, in the car.
HOODWINK by Knighthawkmason May 4, 2021