goehring

1. a gaff, utterance, or other desperate comment made without prudence or intelligence that would potentially rally an individual or group to harm an unsuspecting person(s) 2. a negative comment stemming from envy,inferiority, or mere idiocy
"If I could issue hunting permits, I would officially declare today opening day for liberals. The season would extend through November 2 and have no limits on how many taken as we desperately need to 'thin' the herd."--Brad Goehring, Bay Area GOP Candidate declares 'hunting season' on liberals
by subtlesteel May 13, 2010
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hoodwink

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary
She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.
by subtlesteel July 12, 2010
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