Hooberstanked 

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

Hooberstanked by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

hooberstank

The mating call for when a hot lass enters the moshpit

Yeeeooow hooberstank chucka speaker

hooberstank by Saddok April 22, 2017

Hooberstank

A descriptive word to describe a bad smell coming from male genitalia, usually between a man's ball sack and his anus.

I went to rim his ass out tongue deep, I was put off because his hooberstank

Hooberstank by Superliability January 31, 2021

hoobastanked 

hoodwinked; bamboozled; fooled or criss-crossed

Murphy was hoobastanked when Joey took his phone.

hoobastanked by hoobastanked January 25, 2009

Hooberstank

A descriptive word to describe a bad smell coming from male genitalia, usually between a man's ball sack and his anus.

I went to rim his ass out tongue deep, I was put off because his hooberstank

Hooberstank by Superliability January 31, 2021

Hoobastanked

When a person says during conversation (in-person, voice chat, etc) the word as a question, "who?" And you check them mid speech with the "bastank!" and let them proceed as if nothing happened.

They've been hoobastanked!

Oh damn, Mr. Reynolds learned proper mood management, "who??", "Mr. Re---", "bastank!" Hahah, you got Hoobastanked.

Hoobastanked by Dudleya July 14, 2026