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hoobastanked 

hoodwinked; bamboozled; fooled or criss-crossed
Murphy was hoobastanked when Joey took his phone.
hoobastanked by hoobastanked January 25, 2009
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Hoobastanked

When a person says during conversation (in-person, voice chat, etc) the word as a question, "who?" And you check them mid speech with the "bastank!" and let them proceed as if nothing happened.

They've been hoobastanked!
Oh damn, Mr. Reynolds learned proper mood management, "who??", "Mr. Re---", "bastank!" Hahah, you got Hoobastanked.
Hoobastanked by Dudleya July 14, 2026

Hoobastank Roughrider 

Someone who would do a guy in hoobastank just to gain the fame
OMG i did Doug Robb im an official Hoobastank Roughrider
Hoobastank Roughrider by rampD January 22, 2009

hoobastank 

i've listened to all of my good music, and I don't want to listen to bad music, so I'll listen to hoobastank.

hoobastank 

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
hoobastank by lance January 21, 2005

Hoobastank 

Room 432 at the Red Roof Inn at San Antonio
"Excuse me sir would you like to stay in the Hoobastank Suite?"
Hoobastank by Ranky Babby August 15, 2012

hoobastank 

commonly used in lonely island's work, such as The 'Bu, starring Jorma Taccone (sexy), the incredible Andy Samberg and the lesser known (but still cute)Akiva Schaffer, according to him he is the director and doesn't get recognized at the screenings...so don't know exactly how this word pertains to the work...but you should know they use it alot.
HOOBASTANK!!! --Hot Rod when Rod Kimble wakes up from being knocked unconscious
hoobastank by K. Keyto December 29, 2007
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