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A set of orchestral or instrumental pieces combined into one piece.
"I love Sibelius's Karelia Suite."
by carpo August 22, 2004
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The larger, usually handicapped-accessible, stall in a public restroom.

Aptly named for its luxuriously spacious accomodations, the suite is the prime location for mid-afternoon restroom breaks at work or school.

Almost exclusively located on the end of a bank of stalls, the suite ensures its occupant the utmost privacy, as he or she will never be subjected to more than one adjacent occupant.
After Jim had three 'El Grande Guapo Burrito' platters for lunch, he headed straight for the suite -- any other men's room stall just wouldn't do.
by Bryan May 19, 2005
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Originating from an attempt to look like a retad by spelling "sweet" as "suite" in order to validate a trade in fantasy football. Suite is one of the hottest commodities in sound waves right now. Often used in conjunction with d00d, man, dude. It is being suggested that changing the spelling of a word to it's homophone compliment will gradually overtake the 1337 language common on the internet.

1. suite (noun) - greater than or equal to "sweet"
- Suite, d00d, very sweet.

- Suite, dude, very sweet.

- That's retad, very suite.
by MTM September 3, 2004
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Suite Life of Zack and Cody

A television show madefor kids ages 8-11. The show is about two spoiled rotten teens who wreck havoc around the hotel they live in and always get away with it.

Zack is the sterotypical bad boy, whose only lines apparantly are ones that are supposed to be stupid. A joke from one episode is:
Cody: Mom's birthday is on tuesday so what should we get her
Zack: Mom has a birthday?
Cody: Yes, and I think we should get her a necklace
Zack: What's a necklace?
Ok so most of the jokes are supposed to be that Zack is an idiot. While Cody is the sterotypical nerd.
The show is highly unrealistic and sends a message to kids that you can destroy as many things and cause as much trouble around a hotel or anywhere and you will always get away with it because your parents will always take bail you out.
If that show were real then Zack and Cody would be arrested for damaging property, disturbing the peace, and will possibly have to pay thousands of dollars in damages.

Zach would probably drop out of high-school, sell drugs, and then get arrested, and be put in death row. His last words would be "What is death row?".
Cody would probably be released on bail, and he would finish High-school but his bad-reputation and jail sentance would not allow him to attend any college. He would work at Mcdonalds and probably marry a prostitute.

London would probably end up like Paris Hilton or become poor when her father stops funding her. Maddy hopefully will have a good future.
*On the next episode of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody*
Zack:Hey Cody, you wanna make a mess around the hotel and destroy thousands of dollars of property?!
Cody: HELL YAH! Nothing ever happensto us because our mom will always bail us out
Zack: Yah Totally!
*Two hours later*
Zack: OH My God! We killed Mr.Mosbe
Cody:You hid the body right?
Zack: Yah
Cody: You made it look like a accident
Zack: This is terrible.We're soo in trouble
Cody: We've done worse, and nothing ever happens to us. Remember mom always bails us out
Zack: Oh yah
by Annemermaid1995 August 23, 2009
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suite tooth

when you get an abrasive blow job from the cleaning lady in your hotel room.
(guy) oh man i forgot something in the suite! (friend) what did you forget? (guy) i forgot the number the cleaning lady gave me. (friend) why did she give you her number? (guy) lets just say she has a suite tooth!!
by jrg791 November 18, 2011
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Suite Tooth

The act of getting a blowjob from your hotel maid.
John: "Ah man, on my business trip to Chicago my hotel maid gave me my pancakes then gave me a blowjob!"
Joe: "You mean a Suite tooth?"
by jaxonthemitch November 22, 2011
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Suite 560

A mob led by various hoodlums. Such as the guido J-FUCKING-DEE, the Joe McLadiesman, the psycopathic Irish serial killer, the meat-head man lover and the Wise Hairy Beast.

A group of sophisticated and well mannered intellectuals.

A band of savages that bear the irrestible sense of sexual magnetism.
"Which suite are you from? Oh, that sucks.. I'm from Suite 560."

"Shit. Move aside. Suite 560 is coming!"

"Suite 560 killed my dog!"

"Oh my God, Suite 560! Hide your wives, daughters, mothers and sisters!"

"Fuck me, Suite 560! Please!"

"Oh you donated $1,000,000 to charity? How Suite 560 of you!"
by Joe Hawk April 27, 2009
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