choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length
when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.
by Lance February 28, 2005
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alto

a small car made by suzuki...
standard versions are fwd, but can also be found in 4wd turbo versions
OMG WTF WAS THAT! THAT LITTLE SHIT KILLED MY V8 VN! ill go and die of shame...
by Lance August 03, 2004
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precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.
we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.
by lance October 02, 2005
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Sir Remus

relating back to the old english. Means someone who gives reamings to assholes or anything that can be reamed.
"Look at that teacher" from the looks of him he seems to ream holes. He looks like a Sir Remus
by Lance January 05, 2005
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Trend Whore

1. One who follows and lives by the current trend (dying/spiking hair, sagging pants, using specific words in every sentence, etc)
2. One who holds no real opinions and/or will not accept radical theories. They are hypocritical and typically expect the world to be fair. They do not recognize the seriousness or reality of world events such as Rwanda. They think that good intentions will always lead to a positive output and they typically think that their problems are worse than everyone else’s.
1. “You should bleach your hair. It’ll look really cool, especially if you spike it, too.” “Ok”

2. Trend Whore: “I hate school”
Me: “Why”
Trend Whore: “Because I have to do homework and my teachers are gay”
Me: “Well, without school, you’d be an idiot with no friends, huh?”
Trend Whore: “Uh… I guess so”
Me: “Then school isn’t so bad, isn’t it?”
Trend Whore: “Shut up, fag. You’re gay as hell.”
by Lance April 16, 2004
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ghetto booty

describes females with serious package in the rear. Always out of proportion to the remainder of the bdy, but still nice looking.
by Lance February 05, 2005
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hoobastank

When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
it is not a good smell...
by lance January 21, 2005
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