lance's definitions

water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!

GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.

by Lance May 7, 2005

biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level

Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.

by lance December 28, 2007

nabeshin

Nabeshin is the most hilarious comedy character ever invented. Though nobody knows him, he magically shows up, having a full understanding of the situation, and fixes everything. The deus ex machina of every Excel Saga episode, that's our Nabeshin.

Notes: Can be used as an adjective.

"Yeah, so I went to a college and did a Nabeshin in the locker room, saved the day, nobody got hurt."

by Lance August 19, 2003

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005

shiznazer

A person who farts at inaproprate times
and shits his pants sometimes it is a friend

get the fuck off me you shiznazer

by lance October 22, 2004

Freaky Nebula

Horrible offspring of Dirty Red Wheeler. Dirty red wheeler was misheard by Lance and interpreted as Freaky Nebula

"You dirty red wheeler!"
"What, freaky nebula?"

by Lance October 27, 2003

ModWooty

ModWooty is a mod for Jedi Academy (JK3). When someone uses punches, kicks, or flipkicks often in a regular non-modded game, they are "kicking it ModWooty"

*Bob flipkicks Jake*


Jake: Dude, that's so ModWooty.

by Lance May 27, 2004