lance's definitions

Mississippi Sunrise

When you perform sexual intercourse with a partner while watching college game day.

Hey babe, get up, gameday is on. It’s time for a Mississippi sunrise

by lance November 13, 2017

biasism

the action of being biased toward certain people even if on a subconscious level

Man bishop and stretch, dialekt and justice allll knew the judges good.. and they were the two wackest teams, yet they had some the best records. I never seen such blatant biasism if that motherfucker is even a word.

by lance December 28, 2007

crenshaw

A word used to describe anything that is off the hook or provokes excitement. Also used to describe something that is done well. Other uses include cren, crenalicious, and crentabulous.

Jamie lost his virginity... It was straight crenshaw.

by Lance June 17, 2006

precreate

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

by lance October 2, 2005

loaf

wen u ask a bitch to give u dome-piece(head)

let me get some loaf grl

by lance May 13, 2005

water

Water, or as Bmorians call it, warter is one of the many words Bmorians like to slangify. Among other words,

Ablance = Ambulance
mil = milk
warshinton = washington
warsh = wash

warter clearly defines a balmorian and what part of balmore they are from... HUN!

GUY: So you goin down to warshinton?
GIRL: Yea, gotta get away from those amblances that are chasin me along side those things that squirt warter.

by Lance May 7, 2005

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005