lance's definitions

clucksircock

A person who possess's a chicken penis for a brain. They are idiots and should not be trusted. They also suffer from severe penis breath. Commonly used during acts of statutory rape.

You are such a clucksircock. Stop smelling like penis. Get away from me.

by Lance February 26, 2005

brant

maybe the hottest guy to ever walk the planet i would do him so many times i love his sexy body i wish his huge thing would go in me

Brant has a huge slong

by lance March 1, 2005

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

1337 [-] 4 ( |<><0[_7

A variation on 1337, the whole alphabet is made up of numbers and symbol combinations, not just some.

|_| 0><05 /\/\ \/ |30><03

Translation: "You rock my boxers"
In 1337: U r0><0rz /\/\y b0><0rz

by Lance November 5, 2003

edgeev

(n.) the funniest person you know

(v.) to say/do/write the funniest thing in the history of all time

Did you see that new Will Ferrell movie? He's edgeev!

Did you read Tim's script? He edgeeved that thing to the max!

by Lance July 9, 2004

flyman

fly-man
To become or be half man and/or contain male like features with wing's located from spinal cord.

1.Watch this pal, im a flyman.

2.That foo just fuxin turned into tha flyman.

3.Who is flyman? He's the kewlest hacka of em all, tru!

by Lance June 18, 2004

a good piece

A horrible piece, used commonly in birthday celebrations.

P1: You have the good piece. I'll take this one.
P2: This one's filled with worms!

by Lance November 5, 2003