Honkeytron

Gooey felch loogies often found on the floor of a gay bar bathroom or gloryhole stall, the result of two men having anal sex.

Those two guys just came out of the bathroom and left honkeytron all over the sink and floor.

Honkeytron by SCREW Magazine April 5, 2026

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honkeymoon

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014