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Losing your straight wife to the town lesbian.
"Did u hear about Tommy? Yeah, he got honied and hasn't seen his wife since."
Honied by NikiNitro November 27, 2022
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The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.
Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.
Honked by MissedAche May 30, 2019
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Honeida is a very funny street smart girl. She is a very good friend just don’t lie to her or use her because you won’t recognize her. Loves to love even when not loved back. If you ever need to talk to some one about anything she is that person you can always open up to. Keeping her word is her pride.
Wassup Honeida.
Honeida by #1Girl March 1, 2019

honked off 

Man, those English dudes are going to be really honked off.
honked off by budgieramone January 15, 2004

shit honked 

New England jargon for "Wicked Fucked Up"
"Dood. I was wicked pissah drunk last night. Completely shit honked!"
shit honked by Anonymous April 14, 2003
(huh-knees) - The coalition of ultimitely hot babes, unbeknownst to that of the common man without proper revelation through intense sexual endeavors.
Those honies look rather delectable tonight, with their round buttocks and perky chests; let us not forget the faces gentlemen!
Honies by ManBehindTheScenes August 31, 2010

Lily Honged 

When someone gets scored on really badly. I mean, you really don't know how bad you got roasted. Seriously, don't show your face when you get roasted that bad. It's just humiliating.
Tes: I think we can all agree that we loved Lily Hong in Mulan.
Lily: -__________-
Random person: You just got Lily Honged.
Lily Honged by phoneless basterd September 9, 2010
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