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honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.
Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!
honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

honkeytits 

1.) Breasts that either look or move/behave strangely.

2.) The most-likely diseased owner of such breasts.
Hello, honkeytits.
honkeytits by lenox January 20, 2004
slang for "jesus", or someone who posesses christ-like qualities.
"honeytits" died for our sins.
honeytits by Umeiko Keller February 27, 2004
term used to compare the breasts of some one to those of jesus'.
damn yo, yous gots some fine ass honeytits. sorta like that btich jesus that stole my hubcaps.
honeytits by Steven Negus July 29, 2005
When someone gains career perks, promotions, or special treatment by sleeping with or dating the boss, instead of through merit. A play on “nepotism". The person benefiting is called a Honey-baby.
Jake didn’t get that raise from working hard, it’s pure Honeytism, he just shags the boss. He’s basically a Honey-baby.
HONEYTISM by Danial F August 28, 2025

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026