2 definitions by Clove Borker

honkeytits

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.

Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!

by Clove Borker January 22, 2004

tookypan

1) A doctor who will help you find hookers.

2) A man displaying such characteristics, a so-called "ho-finder".

Must find a hooker, Dr. Tookypan to help!

by Clove Borker January 22, 2004