honeytits

slang for "jesus", or someone who posesses christ-like qualities.

"honeytits" died for our sins.

honeytits by Umeiko Keller February 27, 2004

honeytits

term used to compare the breasts of some one to those of jesus'.

damn yo, yous gots some fine ass honeytits. sorta like that btich jesus that stole my hubcaps.

honeytits by Steven Negus July 29, 2005

honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.

Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!

honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

hometits 

like "homegirl" or "girlfriend"

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"

hometits by isleofthieves February 16, 2010

honkeytits 

1.) Breasts that either look or move/behave strangely.

2.) The most-likely diseased owner of such breasts.

Hello, honkeytits.

honkeytits by lenox January 20, 2004

Honeymite 

Making a sandwitch with honey on one side and vegemite on the other hence; Honeymite.

Warning: Honeymite is an acquired taste...most people think its disgusting

Normal: Why do you have honey on one piece of bread and vegemite on the other...

Honeymiter: Weeeeell im making honeymite.

Normal: Oh right well that makes sence I guess *AWKWARD SILENCE*

Honeymite by BlueBagel January 9, 2010

Honeymite 

If you love vegemite and you love honey then you will sure as hell like honeymite on toast.

Even if you only like vegemite or honey just a little bit, the combination of the two together will tantalise your taste buds and you will never look back.

Recipe:
1. First toast a slice of bread
2. Next smear a thin layer of butter on your toast
3. Next smear a thin layer of vegemite on top of the butter layer
4. Then smear a thin layer of honey on top of the vegemite layer
5. Eat and enjoy!

Mum: Do you want vegemite or honey on your toast?

Kid: Both. Make it a honeymite.

Honeymite by EarthJewel July 30, 2012