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term used to compare the breasts of some one to those of jesus'.
damn yo, yous gots some fine ass honeytits. sorta like that btich jesus that stole my hubcaps.
honeytits by Steven Negus July 29, 2005

honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.
Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!
honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

hometits 

"What's shakin', hometits?"
"Me and my hometits did the wild rumpus last night."
"I love my hometits!"
hometits by isleofthieves February 16, 2010

honkeytits 

1.) Breasts that either look or move/behave strangely.

2.) The most-likely diseased owner of such breasts.
Hello, honkeytits.
honkeytits by lenox January 20, 2004

Honeymite 

Making a sandwitch with honey on one side and vegemite on the other hence; Honeymite.

Warning: Honeymite is an acquired taste...most people think its disgusting
Normal: Why do you have honey on one piece of bread and vegemite on the other...

Honeymiter: Weeeeell im making honeymite.

Normal: Oh right well that makes sence I guess *AWKWARD SILENCE*
Honeymite by BlueBagel January 9, 2010

Honeymite 

If you love vegemite and you love honey then you will sure as hell like honeymite on toast.

Even if you only like vegemite or honey just a little bit, the combination of the two together will tantalise your taste buds and you will never look back.

Recipe:
1. First toast a slice of bread
2. Next smear a thin layer of butter on your toast
3. Next smear a thin layer of vegemite on top of the butter layer
4. Then smear a thin layer of honey on top of the vegemite layer
5. Eat and enjoy!
Mum: Do you want vegemite or honey on your toast?

Kid: Both. Make it a honeymite.
Honeymite by EarthJewel July 30, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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