When someone gains career perks, promotions, or special treatment by sleeping with or dating the boss, instead of through merit. A play on “nepotism". The person benefiting is called a Honey-baby.
Jake didn’t get that raise from working hard, it’s pure Honeytism, he just shags the boss. He’s basically a Honey-baby.
An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, and slaps him in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Emily likes to give Jake a Honeysmacker?
Guy 2: Eww, that's gross!
An action performed during sexual intercourse when a man cums in to a woman's mouth. The woman then spits the cum in to her hand, and slaps him in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Emily likes to give Jake a Honeysmacker?
Guy 2: Eww, that's gross!
A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.
Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.