Definitions by MyRealNameisTurdburglar
Pinkeye Fart
Pushing out an unfiltered bare ass fart directly into someone's face, instead of their pillow, with the idea of giving them pinkeye.
When you are naked in bed with your partner and purposely push out a fart, then lift the blanket and drop it to blow the fart into their face.
When you are naked in bed with your partner and purposely push out a fart, then lift the blanket and drop it to blow the fart into their face.
"You better not blow that pinkeye fart in my face!"
"Did you just bare ass fart on me!"
"And here's the pinkeye fart in your face"
"Did you just bare ass fart on me!"
"And here's the pinkeye fart in your face"
Pinkeye Fart by MyRealNameisTurdburglar March 28, 2026
Buttass
"I was buttass naked jumping out my girls window last night running from her dad!"
"Oh my god it is buttass cold out there"
"What that hell did you say Rich? That was buttass stupid"
"Oh my god it is buttass cold out there"
"What that hell did you say Rich? That was buttass stupid"
Buttass by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Chronic Love Syndrome
When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
Chronic Love Syndrome by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Buttbiscuit
Term used for a hot fart bubble that was held in for further fermentation to increase smell. Once released from the colon oven those around you smell what you have been cooking, which may also include fecal matter.
"I need to get outta here, I have a buttbiscuit brewing and I don't need to release it in this elevator"
"Ah dude, were you cooking that buttbiscuit a little extra, it smells like you shit yourself"
"Ah dude, were you cooking that buttbiscuit a little extra, it smells like you shit yourself"
Buttbiscuit by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Honey Tits
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.
Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
Honey Tits by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Oyster stimming
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
Oyster stimming by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025
Cuban Swirly
Cuban Swirly by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024