by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 02, 2024
"I was buttass naked jumping out my girls window last night running from her dad!"
"Oh my god it is buttass cold out there"
"What that hell did you say Rich? That was buttass stupid"
"Oh my god it is buttass cold out there"
"What that hell did you say Rich? That was buttass stupid"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025
When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.
Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025
Term used for a hot fart bubble that was held in for further fermentation to increase smell. Once released from the colon oven those around you smell what you have been cooking, which may also include fecal matter.
"I need to get outta here, I have a buttbiscuit brewing and I don't need to release it in this elevator"
"Ah dude, were you cooking that buttbiscuit a little extra, it smells like you shit yourself"
"Ah dude, were you cooking that buttbiscuit a little extra, it smells like you shit yourself"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 23, 2025