Skip to main content

Homosimpien 

A play on Homo sapien, describing a modern human who has evolved primarily to simp, especially in online spaces. Distinguished by excessive thirst in DMs, unpaid OnlyFans subs, and a deep emotional attachment to e-girls, cam models, or fictional characters.

Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.
“Bro just dropped $200 on her wishlist and she didn’t even reply, classic homosimpien behavior.”

Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”
Homosimpien by DeathAtDawn April 11, 2025

Del tha Funkee Homosapien 

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type

Del the funky homosapien 

Part of the Deltron 3030 supergroup with Dan the Automater and Kid Koala. Their self-titled CD is so good it's ridiculous.
I ate some psychedelic mushrooms and listening to Deltron 3030 on headphones and it ruled.
Del the funky homosapien by clamum February 18, 2004

Del the funky homosapien 

Del is bad ass because he has really good flow, is really original and uses such vivid and intellectual vocabulary that the yin yang twins probably couldn't understand a word he says.
"isn't eternal evil concerned with thievery
medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that lay it down with soundwaves that pound pavement original minstrals my central processing unit" -part of the last paragraph in the song "3030"

Del the funky homosapien 

A.k.a Deltron-Zero. The best damn rapper- ever...

Del the funky homosapien 

Most intellectual rapper of our time. Coming up in 2nd would be one of his Bro's Pep Love.
Rap ain't about bustin caps and fuckin bitches. It's about fluency with rhyming ingenuity.

-Del
Del the funky homosapien by Deltron February 15, 2004