Homosimpien
“yeah, johns a huge Homosimpien for me, he bought me a ring last night made with obsidian as the gem.”
Homosimpien by TheBakingDino January 28, 2022
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Homosimpien
A play on Homo sapien, describing a modern human who has evolved primarily to simp, especially in online spaces. Distinguished by excessive thirst in DMs, unpaid OnlyFans subs, and a deep emotional attachment to e-girls, cam models, or fictional characters.
Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.
Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.
“Bro just dropped $200 on her wishlist and she didn’t even reply, classic homosimpien behavior.”
“Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”
“Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”
Homosimpien by DeathAtDawn April 11, 2025
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old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
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Del the funky homosapien
Part of the Deltron 3030 supergroup with Dan the Automater and Kid Koala. Their self-titled CD is so good it's ridiculous.
Del the funky homosapien by clamum February 18, 2004
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Del is bad ass because he has really good flow, is really original and uses such vivid and intellectual vocabulary that the yin yang twins probably couldn't understand a word he says.
"isn't eternal evil concerned with thievery
medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that lay it down with soundwaves that pound pavement original minstrals my central processing unit" -part of the last paragraph in the song "3030"
medieval prehistoric rhetoric well we ahead of that lay it down with soundwaves that pound pavement original minstrals my central processing unit" -part of the last paragraph in the song "3030"
Del the funky homosapien by Clint Eastwood February 7, 2005
Del the funky homosapien
Del the funky homosapien by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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Del the funky homosapien by Deltron February 15, 2004
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