Homosimpiean

1. When you're a man begging to ride another man's dick, plow them in the ass, lick their booty hole, and fondle their balls!

EX. Spending that cash to tap that ass!

2. Serves the purpose of a man being able to drain a man's pipes while then being able to change positions and start getting piped!

Derived from the Male version of a bluepill simp seeking validation and begging for attention from a female.

Synonymous with Cuck, Sucker, and Soyboy

When Roughneck Riggs gets a little thirsty he likes to take a ride on the Male cock carousel and find him a nice Alpha to clean his pipes. Homosimpiean

Homosimpiean by Alaskan Bachelor July 24, 2019

Homosimpien 

when you’re gay for someone to the point of that being your brand and breed

“yeah, johns a huge Homosimpien for me, he bought me a ring last night made with obsidian as the gem.”

Homosimpien by TheBakingDino January 28, 2022

Homosimpien 

A play on Homo sapien, describing a modern human who has evolved primarily to simp, especially in online spaces. Distinguished by excessive thirst in DMs, unpaid OnlyFans subs, and a deep emotional attachment to e-girls, cam models, or fictional characters.

Etymology:
From Latin Homo sapien (“wise man”) + simp (“someone who does too much for a person they like”). Ironically, homosimpiens often lack wisdom.

“Bro just dropped $200 on her wishlist and she didn’t even reply, classic homosimpien behavior.”

“Ever since he found her Twitch stream, he's gone full homosimpien.”

Homosimpien by DeathAtDawn April 11, 2025