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Homofaptual 

A man or woman who is a self proclaimed heterosexual, but masturbates (faps) exclusively to homosexual porn. Homofaptuals are typically homosexuals in denial, and see themselves as not gay because they do not engage in actual gay sex.
Man 1: “I’m definitely straight, but for some reason I can only get off to watching a dude take a load”
Man 2: “bro, you’re definitely a homofaptual”
Homofaptual by TokinSmokin October 3, 2018
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Homofectual 

An instance in which two guys are having a pronounced bromance.
Guy 1: Dude, you're so cool. Are you homofectual? I'm ready to take it to that next level.
Guy 2: I'm ready.
Homofectual by dsman444 March 2, 2017

homofagual 

Steve ready up for the COD2 war already! Stop being such a homofagual!
homofagual by infi October 30, 2007

homofactual 

A person who can not keep his or her facts straight.
He is such a homofactual, he thinks Mexico is in South America.
homofactual by skabuck September 28, 2011

homofagsual 

being a fag / homo - having sex with the same sexe.
he likes it up the ass,he's a homofagsual.
homofagsual by kizzamp September 10, 2008

homofaggual 

A combination of the words homosexual and faggot, referring to common acts of fudgepacking and those with homosexual preferences.

A gay person.
Mark: Did you see that guys rainbow pony jacket?
Kyle: Yeah, what a homofaggual.
homofaggual by Kyle Sommer October 13, 2007

homofagsual 

being a fag and/or homo at the same time,e.g. : being C-X'ish.
he likes it up the ass,he is a homofagsual !!
homofagsual by kizzamp September 8, 2008
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