Holy Ban 

To kill when in a righteous position and spiritually justified

"I'm about to get even with Amalek for ambushing Israel when Israel came up out of Egypt. Here's what you are to do: Go to war against Amalek. Put everything connected with Amalek under a holy ban. And no exceptions! This is to be total destruction—men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys—the works.'" - 1 Samuel 15:3 - The Message (MSG)

Holy Ban by Saya53 August 22, 2019

holy banana muffins 

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

holy banana muffins by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019

holy bananas batman 

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.

Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!

holy bananas batman by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

holy bananas by boner bandit April 1, 2008

Holy Bananas! 

The priest's penis after he pulls it out of the alter boy.

"Eat those holy bananas!"

Holy Bananas! by fodets February 14, 2012

Holy BANANA 

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE

holy banana = holy powers

Holy BANANA by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019

Holy Banan 

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

Holy Banan by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024