holiness
Our fathers disciplined us for a little while as they thought best; but God disciplines us for our good, that we may share in his holiness. --Hebrews 12:10
holiness by 19-year-old February 11, 2009
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holiness church
Any of a group of churches emphasizing holiness, purity, and sanctification as a result of being filled with the holy spirit in a non-fundamentalistic manner.
holiness church by Jesuslover40 May 7, 2018
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Pentecostal Holiness
Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):
We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
Pentecostal Holiness by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
Her Celestial Holiness
The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
Her Celestial Holiness by pommy48 August 15, 2010
arse-holiness
When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
arse-holiness by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
ass-holiness
1- Behavior whereby one uses religion or adherence to spiritual principles as justification to behave in a judgmental or negative manner.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
2- The act of imposing one religion's social norms on the rest of society, contrary to or without regard for cultural or other socially relevant groups, individuals, or ideas that one would expect to be protected by a freedom-respecting society.
3- Ass-holy (variation): One who is sanctimonious in his or her religious or spiritual ideas, and judges others and/or tries to impose his or her religious ideas upon others.
People who call themselves 'biblical literalists' are engaging in ass-holiness when they disregard inconsistencies in the bible, or resort to interpretive gymnastics to get around one issue (like subjugation of women, or adultery brought about by divorce), while vainly clinging to strict interpretations of other passages (such as prohibition of masturbation, or condemnation of male homosexuality).
ass-holiness by Googie Whithers June 30, 2010
Ned Holness
Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."
Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.
Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.
Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.
Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.
Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.
Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.
Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.
Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
Ned Holness by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007
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