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Hokiness

Corny, artificial, fake

To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.

Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."

or

"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012
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Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.
by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
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Her Celestial Holiness

The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
Bow before Her Celestial Holiness!
by pommy48 August 15, 2010
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holiness

God's spirit and resultant work in you.
Our fathers disciplined us for a little while as they thought best; but God disciplines us for our good, that we may share in his holiness. --Hebrews 12:10
by 19-year-old February 11, 2009
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arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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Hokeness

Otherwise known as the triangle choke; a submission in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu; perfected by a tall fellow from Minnesota
The Hokeness choke is very effective at stopping bloodflow to the brain. That guy was Hokenessed out!
by Mango the mang April 13, 2005
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Hopiness

The quality of believing concepts one wishes or hopes to be true, rather than the facts. (Precursor to truthiness).
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.
Listening without critical thought, the sea of swaying youths exuded an intense air of hopiness.
by Robert Arvanitis August 26, 2008
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