Holepoker

Sometimes purposeful, although often unintended, neglect to use snowshoes in the presence of deep snow.

That guy was so unprepared... he was such a holepoker.

by UhhWhyNot? March 12, 2019

Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008

holepocrite

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

by SPQR October 15, 2006

hole poker

Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.

"Oh my God you're such a hole poker"
"I heard you've been hole poking again"

by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008

holeker

a drug addict freshmen of diplomatic academy

have you seen holeker today?

no, he is absent

by dorhaaaaa November 21, 2019