Holepoker
Sometimes purposeful, although often unintended, neglect to use snowshoes in the presence of deep snow.
Holepoker by UhhWhyNot? March 12, 2019
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Hole Poker
Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
Hole Poker by Nessy810 September 3, 2009
Related Words
hole poker • HoePoke • holeker • holepocrite • holepole • hole dozer • Hoe Power • Hole maker • hot poker
HoePoke
Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.
Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.
Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.
HoePoke by Texastrouble December 4, 2019
holepole
holepole by Robert E. Porter December 9, 2008
holepocrite
The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.
holepocrite by SPQR October 15, 2006
hole poker
Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.
hole poker by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008
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