holepocrite

A person who has body piercings or tattoos, but still professes to be afraid of needles.

The holepocrite at work has a pierced tongue and navel, but has been whining to us all morning about how much she dreads getting her flu shot.

by SPQR October 15, 2006

hip-hopocrite

A non-Brown/Black person who embraces the Hip-Hop lifestyle and culture, listens to nothing but Hip-Hop and speaks as such, however, is completely grossed out by the thought of dating or engaging in sexual relations with a Brown/Black person.

Meagan: Yo, Beck-dawg, I can't wait for da 50 Cent concert dis weekend!

Becky: I know right! Maybe we can sneak backstage and do a lil a little sompin' sompin' wit him!

Meagan: Eww, gross! A Black guy? You're so ratchet!

Becky Ohhhhh, I see. You're a hip-hopocrite.

Meagan: What? I'd totally bang Eminem or The Kottonmouth Kings

Becky: (heavy sigh)

by Raixor August 15, 2014

hip hopocrite

A person who is a hypocrite in relation to hip hop culture.

Dig Tyrone's thug exterior, but his ipod shows Britney on continous loop. Bitch is a hip hopocrite!

by bad man dan July 10, 2011

Hoepocrite

The State of Mind, Body and Example set into motion using the principles of Boebertian Thot Yoga to portray oneself as having high moral standards when - in reality - one is just high and groping down in a theater.

Bro, be mindful of who you are seen with at Beetlejuice. You don’t wanna end up on that hoepocrite’s InstaNutFlix when she reaches her hand across the aisle and tries to gerrymander your junk.

by ThugGuzzler September 19, 2023