Hoftie

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A hard softie penis. You can't put it in and you can't act like it's not there. The penis equivalent to blue balls

It's not whiskey dick, it's a hoftie.

Hoftie by Hoftmeister June 25, 2017

Words you can keep

horny hottie

A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.

Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.

horny hottie by YoungWrapper May 4, 2017

Related Words

Hoftie • hottie • Hootie • hooties • hootie hoo • hogtied • hootie and the blowfish • hogtie • hottie mcthottie • Hottie Thottie

Hottie Thottie

A hottie thottie is an individual,most commonly a female that is really hot.They are also a thot which gives them a bad reputation.

Mike; Dayum,that girl is a hottie

Jerry; Too bad she's a hottie thottie

Hottie Thottie by HomeboiYeet June 23, 2018

car hottie

A person that you see in their car who looks deceivingly hot. Only upon closer inspection or when they exit their vehicle do you notice they are not as hot as they first appeared.

I was checking out this blond chick in the BMW, but when she pulled up next to me at the stoplight, I could tell she was just a car hottie.

car hottie by iamallaboutfun.blogspot.com March 13, 2012

casual hottie

a person who wears casual clothes while looking hot

I can be glam too, I’m not always a casual hottie

casual hottie by andra.vlaicu January 7, 2021

Hottiez

A magazine filled with hooters, cooters, tutors and computers

You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)

Hottiez by ShamWow Guy July 19, 2009

a hottieist

This is someone who judges others on how hot or sexy they are.

Did you see how hot Juan's new secretary is, that guy was always a hottieist.

a hottieist by I, Wreckerrr December 16, 2020

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026