hofty

When the penis is half way to an erection, or half way down from an erection.

"Hey, come look at this"
"Hold on, i'm in my boxers and i've got a hofty"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

HOFTY

it's when a penis is semi hard, like half hard, half soft...HOFTY!

(1) "Man I've got a total hofty goin' "
(2) "After sex all i had was a hofty"

by xamplesample January 29, 2008

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig December 1, 2009

Hoftie

A hard softie penis. You can't put it in and you can't act like it's not there. The penis equivalent to blue balls

It's not whiskey dick, it's a hoftie.

by Hoftmeister June 25, 2017