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A magazine filled with hooters, cooters, tutors and computers
You want women, you don't have 'em? I'll tell you what you do: You get yourself one of these (Hottiez)
by ShamWow Guy July 02, 2009
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-something that is cool/attractive
-for singular people
- we are talking about one person here.
-kthnxbye's sister in law and kewliez's brother.
" justin is a total hottiez!"
" that bag is hottiez like whoa"
by poop June 25, 2003
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