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Hofession

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.
It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MO SIL December 15, 2008
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Hockession

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.
-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.
by Hockessinite June 5, 2007
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hoefessional

A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.
I don't have to work or go to college, I'm a hoefessional now.
by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004
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HOfessional

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
by MoSil December 24, 2008
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video hofessional

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
by Rae Rae March 22, 2005
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Hobsession

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.
Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.
by cheesypeas December 14, 2013
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