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HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.
1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.
HOfessional by MoSil December 24, 2008

video hofessional 

1. a young girl present in numerous rap videos, often seen shaking her booty suggestively. Gets paid for her dancing, unilke regular video hoes
"Damn girl you know I am a video hofessional now, so I can afford Hennesy and Alize!"
video hofessional by Rae Rae March 22, 2005

Grofessional 

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.
“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”

Growfessional 

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally

2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.
He graduated from oaksterdam but isn’t quite a growfessional

nofessional 

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.
After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.
nofessional by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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