Hockession 

A misspelled version of “Hockessin” most likely added to Urban Dictionary by some lower middle class wigger douche bag who was upset that his parents can not afford to buy a home in one of Delaware’s most prominent areas.

-Poor Kid: Your a Hockession faggot!!!
-Hockessin Kid: Actually, I hail from Hockessin, and you're going to shut up and pump my gas.

Hockession by Hockessinite June 5, 2007

Hockession 

A dump in the northern part of thebeautiful state of Delaware. Also named Ho-town for obvious reasons. This is home to some of the richest people who try and act gangsta. The Founder of this town had no idea that it would turn out to become what it is today. If he had known he probabbly would have never of founded it in the first place

Just go there and look around Hockession.

Hockession by hotown sucks November 11, 2008

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008

hockessin 

One of the many gray, flat, dismal towns in the state of Delaware, only it's slightly better because everyone is rich. Home to many members of an absolutely horrible high school band which thinks it's 1st rate when really it's filled with druggies, smuts, and general failures at life, and is only for the amusement of parents who are clueless to their childs actual social ongoings. Teenage lifestyle centers around thinking you are cool because you hang out at WaWa every night and buy Marijuana, or go to people's basements play beer pong and perform various reputation-scaring sexual acts upon eachother.

Me and my friends went to Hockessin to buy some marijuana at WaWa and then play beer pong because we enjoy destroying ourselves socially, sexually, and mentally, starting as early as age 13.

hockessin by San Sebastian January 31, 2005

Hofession 

When a slut finally confesses to being an absolute whore and embraces her cock loving lifestyle.

It was long overdue but Rachel finally have a hofession last night and is now embracing her inner slut.

Hofession by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

hoefessional 

A female who reaps monetary rewards by giving blowjobs, being a groupie or having sex with wealthy males.

I don't have to work or go to college, I'm a hoefessional now.

hoefessional by Ebony Cobb September 12, 2004

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

HOfessional by MoSil December 24, 2008