assclown

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

by iamjustarandomperson October 12, 2017

spitious

When you have a sudden urge to spit

Grayson looked at me. It made me spitious

by iamjustarandomperson October 12, 2017

jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 14, 2019

Tyler Hoechlin

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)

"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

by iamjustarandomperson December 30, 2018