Definitions by iamjustarandomperson

jared padalecki 

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

jared padalecki by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

Tyler Hoechlin 

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)

"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

Tyler Hoechlin by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018

spitious 

When you have a sudden urge to spit

Grayson looked at me. It made me spitious

spitious by iamjustarandomperson October 20, 2017

assclown 

bitch, it’s a word. deal with it

when your assclown twin brother takes your phone when it’s charging

"i left it in there charging assclown"

assclown by iamjustarandomperson October 19, 2017