hesistant

A portmanteau of "hesitant" and "resistant" popularized in the fall of 2006 by a frontline editor/social co-ordinator of the St. John's Law Review when she could not decide which of the two words to use...so she used both at the same time.

Now, i know some of you (as future attorneys) may be embarrassed or just plain hesistant in dressing up on such a silly holiday, but we have provided you with incentive to do so.

by Davesuz September 23, 2008

tech resistant

Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...

John owns a Macbook but will only check his email with it. He's completely tech resistant.

by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

Hesitant Alien

Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.

I'm fairly sure anyone who likes MCR is going to like Hesitant Alien.

by MCR Fangirl February 5, 2015

hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead

Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!

by romel adam February 6, 2008

homo-hesitant

One step down from homophobic.

Thing 1: There's a bunch of gay guys in our building. I'm assuming they're gay; they were in speedos. But it's cool. They'll probably make great neighbors.
Thing 2: OMG, you're totally homo-hesitant!

by A Bailey Rae November 11, 2010