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HOESIS are women who are beautiful and have class and buhnuss bout themselves
Can we get on the HOESIS bus
HOESIS by Lady in Rec February 23, 2022
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Hoesies are a popular group on twitter. Together they spread trends in order to cure boredom caused by lockdown, They're born leaders. They are best known for partnering with a mint company, Altoid, as seen on their twitter to promote LGBT ship, Hosie.
"Hey did you see the newest trend set by the hoesies?"
Hoesies by hoesie July 17, 2020
Related Words
HOESIS Hoesist hoeish Hoeism hesis Hoasis hoefish hoeishness Hoemis hoesiah
To possess the characteristics and act in ways that are hoe, tramp, hooker, prostitute, skank, and/or slut-like.
Her hoeism game is thick.
Hoeism by Miss Bo$$ September 11, 2010
Lots of Ho's in one spot, no dudes
Its like a hoasis up in this bitch.
Hoasis by Bryan Blowmycock February 12, 2004
"Hoe-oasis"

When your up in the club and the ratio of hoes to pimps is unbelievable, so much so you go damn its a hoeasis up in here

Related term: Hoeverload
I walked into this club last night and hot damn, it was a Hoeasis up in that piece!
Hoeasis by C Duval July 3, 2008

hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014

mah hoessss 

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool
Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops
mah hoessss by mah hoessss February 24, 2018
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