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An uncomfortable looking walk or gait. (Adverb)
Check out homeboy rollin' wit a hoestep!
Hoestep by John Thomas March 17, 2004
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Hoester Strudel 

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.
1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.
Hoester Strudel by maddielucy December 31, 2010

hotstepper 

1. Used to define a person who is very skilled or adept at an activity.

2. Used specifically by those in the football/soccer meld to describe a player who possesses great ability to dupe opponents with moves or tricks. Players who possess excellent ball skills and move easily past opponents.
Ex1. Person 1: John paints so well.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a hotstepper.

Ex2. Ashley's a hotstepper, with a bag of tricks a mile wide.
hotstepper by J. Ashley September 1, 2008
Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.
1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
Hoester by cplnah August 23, 2011

Hestepige 

Hestepige is a definition of a girl who loves horses, and is a bitch. many men find horse girls very unattractive because they are ugly.
1Girl: I've just seen a hestepige!
2Girl: Oh no! are you OK?
Hestepige by mommyogdaddy May 12, 2022
Come on charlie hotstep im hungry
hotstep this needs to be done
hotstep hotstep your taking to long
Hotstep by Starsandfrights September 28, 2009
A hoeseph is to be a female 'bro' or 'broseph' to another person (this other person can be male or female). This is only to be used for females that follow the brother code and is never an insult.

Derived from the word hoe, a female derogatory, though manipulated in the tough exterior from a friend to appear humorous and not a legitimate insult. Followed up and replaced in broseph form.

A hoeseph is the equivalent female version of broseph. Males and females may have multiple brosephs and hoesephs.
Guy Friend - Hey broseph is that your girl friend?

You - Nah man, she's cool though... She's my hoeseph.

Guy Friend - A hoeseph of yours is a hoeseph of mine, welcome to the group!

Female Friend/Hoeseph - Thanks broseph!
Hoeseph by Master Samus October 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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