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Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.
Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!
Hosetility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
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Hoestility 

Hoestility, when one or more hoes are being hostile.
hoe: BITCH WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO?
normal person: damn, whats with all the hoestility?
Hoestility by karlieisdead May 5, 2009

Hostility 

When someone is not friendly, has cruel intentions towards you, or treats you poorly.
There hostility was obvious when they injured poor Johnny.
Hostility by The Chosen 1 #1 April 16, 2016

Hospitility 

The blend of hospitality and hostility exhibited by most long-time servers in a restaurant. Also known as the art of telling someone to fuck off in a way where they look forward to the trip.
If you're gonna work here, you're going to have to learn hospitility. If not, the extra ranch crowd will eat you alive.
Hospitility by Server Memes January 6, 2016

force field of hostility 

Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”

Hoetality 

The level of sluttiness one could possible show.
Jordan Williams walks around school with too much hoetality...
Hoetality by jife lube September 11, 2011

Hookup Hostility 

Obvious tension and hostility between two people who have hooked up and now hate or resent each other without trying to hide it.
When you hookup with a co worker and then start to hate them and have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility in the room.

When you are hooking up with someone and they screw you over and you still have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility.
Hookup Hostility by RW16 July 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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