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A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.
Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!
Hoemone by serd12 January 31, 2018
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war of hormone 

1. Puberty, lmao
2. A Bangtan Boys song ;)
1. Ugh, I feel all messed up. Probably just a war of hormone.
2. HELLO HELLO WAT HELLO HELLO WAT TELL ME WUT U WANT RITE NOW
war of hormone by nothanksbro April 18, 2018

Hormones 

A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)
Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.
Hormones by Kyaaah May 19, 2016

Maximum the Hormone 

Maximum the Hormone is a four-member Japanese rock band.

History:

1998-2001:
Maximum the Hormone was created in 1998 with Daisuke Tsuda and Nawo Kawakita, along with no longer present Sugi and Key. Their first release, A.S.A. Crew was the only full length album released with this lineup. In 2001, Sugi and Key left the band, leaving an opening on guitar and bass guitar.

2001-2002:
In late 2001, the band recruited Uehara Futoshi (Ue-chan) to fill the empty bass guitar position, while Ryo Kawakita (Maximum the Ryo), Nawo's brother, took the position of guitar, and also contributing melodic vocals. The band released three singles, followed by their first release with the new lineup, Ootori (Hou). The EP still mainly followed playing style of the old lineup.

In 2002, the band saw one more single, followed by a full length album, Mimi Kajiru. The album exhibited more of Daisuke's signature screaming vocals, and Ue-chan's loud twangy bass lines.

2003-2005:
After their first full album as a band, the band took a more traditional approach to recording, releasing two singles, followed by an album. Their next album, Kusoban in 2004, was close yet to contrasting heavy music mixed with light pop that has gained them mainstream attention.

After recording another pair of singles, the band released another album, Rokkinpo Goroshi. The release caused a surge in their fanbase, as they began to sell out more shows, playing many rock festivals, and eventually releasing a live DVD, Debu Vs Debu. In addition, "Rolling1000toon" was featured as an ending theme for the anime series Air Master.

2006-2007:
2006 saw the band's breakout into popular culture with the song Koi no Megalover, reaching number nine on the Oricon charts during the summer of 2006; their first top-ten hit in Japan. The band had three of their songs featured in anime series; What's up, people?! and Zetsubou Billy, are featured as the opening and ending tracks, respectively, of the Death Note anime series, and Akagi is featured as the ending theme for the Akagi anime series.

After the promotion from two singles, and the songs featured on television, Maximum the Hormone released their next album, Buiikikaesu. The album was a record for the band, debuting at number five on the Oricon charts; their first full album to rank.

2008-present:
Maximum the Hormone will make their first overseas appearance in a short tour through the United States and Canada with Dropkick Murphys in March.

Members:
Maximum the Ryo (Ryo Kawakita) – guitars, vocals
Daisuke (Daisuke Tsuda) – vocals
Nawo (Nawo Kawakita) – drums, vocals
Ue-chan (Futoshi Uehara) – bass guitar, backing vocals

Former Members:
Sugi – guitar
Key – bass guitar
Maximum the Hormone is teh shit. yes Teh Shit!

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality 

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.
Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.
Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.
hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018

Hormone Bomb

used to describe those between the ages of 11 and 15 (middle schoolers), referring to the erratic and often irrational behaviors that often accompany puberty. Can also refer to their emotional outbursts and perverted tendencies.
You'll have to excuse them for their drama queen tendencies and pre-occupation with sex. They're little hormone bombs, after all.
Hormone Bomb by MissSarai October 7, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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