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Hoemongous 

Me: you see that hoemongous over there bro

Bro:what the heyll is that ?

Me: a big hoe bitch you ain't know?
Hoemongous by Crimeny October 27, 2014

Humongous big 

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.
Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.
Humongous big by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

humongous ovaries 

The female equivalent of “big balls.”
Well yes, you do need some pretty humongous ovaries to advocate for men in a prison setting.

humongous chungus

he put his humongous chungus up my bungus
humongous chungus by gibbyfish January 3, 2019

humongous 

1. Enormous, gigantic.
2. Ugly, awful
Uhhh ! Get that humongous thing off me !
humongous by Eenayne Wann August 31, 2004

Hugemongous

Used to describe something really fucking big.
Godzilla is hugemongous
Hugemongous by bbbigbossbb December 28, 2005
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