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hoeinitis 

A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter

This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly

It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it

The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs

If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time

Thank you
Damn her mom slept around when she was young, her daughter probably contracted hoeinitis from her l
hoeinitis by Chmdbba November 12, 2017

Hoeinitis 

This is a genetic condition passed on from other to child at birth.
This is very serious and should not be taken lightly.
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it.
It is more common in females than males.
The only known cure is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact your local thot patrol.

Get them help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find them at your street corner looking for a good time.
The other day I saw Jenny on the street corner
Yeah me too
I heard her mom used to sleep around at a young age so Jenny probably has hoeinitis.
Hoeinitis by Chmdbba 19 February 18, 2018
Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.
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person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
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Hornitis 

Hornitis is a deadly disease, when you are horny for too long you get Hornitis, side effects include: Dizziness, Horny-ness, stomach aches and coughing. it's very contagious, don't be horny near anyone or you both risk getting Hornitis.
"Damn bruh i got a bad case of Hornitis"

"the hell man stay away ion wanna catch yo disease"
Hornitis by Disease Whisperer August 29, 2020

hoeatitis 

A person that is a hoe and sheโ€™s doing hoe shit shes diagnosed with hoeatitis
Bro Joana has hoeatitis
hoeatitis by Xiomaraxx.t August 30, 2019
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