hoeritis 

It is the act of being a hoe.

That girl over there with the giy has hoeritis.

hoeritis by Sofia1217 June 21, 2017

hoeitis 

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoeitis 

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

hoetitism

a religion for hoes. made by lilly becker, emma porter, and ella boyd. bible coming soon.

person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.

person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.

hoetitism by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017

horitis

A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans

Gotta call in sick today.....got a case of the horitis.

horitis by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014

Hoeitis 

Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.

IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT

"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"

Hoeitis by Diqueashley May 2, 2016

Homeritis 

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

Homeritis by Docrates July 12, 2022