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hoeitis
Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
Hoeitis
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019
hoetitism
person 1: what is your religion?
person 2: hoetitism.
person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.
person 2: hoetitism.
person 1: what is that?
person 2: look it up on urban dictionary.
hoetitism by hoetitismleader June 5, 2017
horitis
A series of random and seemingly unrelated illnesses resulting from over-exposure to the collective bodily fluids of a large random sample of humans
horitis by maker_breaker_213 July 15, 2014
Hoeitis
Disease that usually occurs after a break-up. Gives the person a sudden urge to constantly go out and take on the world. Person becomes very open and is "wid it for whatever".Symptoms include drinking for weeks, always wanting to go out and engage in clubs and bars.
IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT
IT IS CONTAGIOUS, STAY HOME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH IT
"Yo my hoeitis is on 100 tonight"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"
"Girllllllll, you got hoeitis"
"My ex won't stop going out, she got hoeitis"
Hoeitis by Diqueashley May 2, 2016
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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