HowieItis

The sickness of not seeing howie for large periods of times. Missing Howie

I have howieitis

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 December 4, 2020

HowieItis

The sickness of not seeing howie for large periods of times. Missing Howie

I have howieitis

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 December 4, 2020

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoeitis

The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf

Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore

by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

hoeinitis

A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter

This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly

It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it

The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs

If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time

Thank you

Damn her mom slept around when she was young, her daughter probably contracted hoeinitis from her l

by Chmdbba November 12, 2017

Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event

I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism

by bad.words November 15, 2010

Howettism

A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.

Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.

by AHGL November 24, 2010