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HowieItis 

The sickness of not seeing howie for large periods of times. Missing Howie
I have howieitis
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Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.
Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!
hoeitis by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016
The deadliest disorder known to history. When a female is so horny she decides to cheat on her bf
Yo my girl developed hoeitis and cheated on me. That whore
Hoeitis by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

hoeinitis 

A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter

This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly

It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it

The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs

If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time

Thank you
Damn her mom slept around when she was young, her daughter probably contracted hoeinitis from her l
hoeinitis by Chmdbba November 12, 2017
1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event
I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism
Howittism by bad.words November 15, 2010

Howettism 

A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.
Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.
Howettism by AHGL November 24, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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