hoeanditis
she has hoeanditis.
hoeanditis by roger Graybill.6969 October 1, 2020
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hoeinitis
A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
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Hoganitis
A common act of getting rejected and/or ignored by another person. Mostly women.
Word coined by the Inhumane Treating of Others Society, in honor of its founder Bill.
Word coined by the Inhumane Treating of Others Society, in honor of its founder Bill.
Damn dude, she didn't even respond to your IM! Looks like you're infected with Hoganitis! Don't touch me...
Hoganitis by FunkyassFo September 15, 2008
Hoeinitis
This is a genetic condition passed on from other to child at birth.
This is very serious and should not be taken lightly.
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it.
It is more common in females than males.
The only known cure is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact your local thot patrol.
Get them help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find them at your street corner looking for a good time.
This is very serious and should not be taken lightly.
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it.
It is more common in females than males.
The only known cure is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact your local thot patrol.
Get them help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find them at your street corner looking for a good time.
The other day I saw Jenny on the street corner
Yeah me too
I heard her mom used to sleep around at a young age so Jenny probably has hoeinitis.
Yeah me too
I heard her mom used to sleep around at a young age so Jenny probably has hoeinitis.
Hoeinitis by Chmdbba 19 February 18, 2018
hoeatitis
hoeatitis by Xiomaraxx.t August 30, 2019
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