Hobomania

When more than one hobo walks up to your car while stopped at a red light. It usually means trouble is coming.

Its a real hobomania in Houston today. You should roll up your windows for safety.

by UrbanDictionaryWizard August 12, 2011

Hocomania

The process of trolling an online community with the intent to commit mayhem, while concurrently fooling enough of the community participants into thinking you actually have a point, albeit one made up of bad math and ridiculous ideas.

I gave up posting on that board, too much unchecked Hocomania going on.

by TH March 19, 2005

hypomania

A less-extreme manifestation of mania, characterized by rapid speech, impulsivity, reduced need for sleep, overspending, hyperactivity, et cetera. Psychosis is not present. In Bipolar I patients, hypomania can be the precursor to full-blown mania.

"Honey? When you're talking at two hundred miles per hour about the philosophy of grape juice, I know you're hypomanic."

by lp March 24, 2005

Hoffomania

A compulsive obsessional fixation with ex-Knight Rider and Baywatch star and German pop idol David Hasselhoff. Becoming increasingly and worryingly common. In severe cases the Hoffomaniac retreats into an imaginary world of daytime TV amd excessive cereal eating where "The Hoff" is regarded as a Deity.

The spread of Hoffomania was crippling the economy.

by Ben Alexander January 17, 2006

Hocomania

An early retirement plan that features quitting a high-paying job before you've saved enough money to be financially-independent only to accept sub-minimum wage work to make ends meet and feed your family.

He's still working, but the hocomania has him thinking he's retired.

by syke March 18, 2005

Hoffmania

The emotion of excessive excitement, enthusiasm, and arousal that spreads among groups of women when the names of Tyler or Jared Hoffman are mentioned.

The Hoffman brothers came over last night and now the girls are running around the house with moist panties from hoffmania.

by Hofbro March 9, 2008

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007