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hobotomy 

any surgical procedure that is practiced on a hobo, prior to a real person, in order to protect the safety of mankind.
this woman needs breast implants, better do a hobotomy first.
hobotomy by soopadickman November 26, 2003
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a term referring to the website hobojoe.net in which viewers submit their own homemade jackass videos or watch ones created by the site crew members
dude that could go on hobojoe!
or
man you should hobojoe that stunt!
hobojoe by merizim July 5, 2004

Homotoes 

Incredibly High... to the point of passing out "comotose"
So when you get real real high you sometimes say "I'm comatose" well when your real high sometimes you have a relaxed way of speach so you say i'm waaay homotoes! If you wanna get real real high then tell your friend its time to get homotoes!
Homotoes by Deviator44 February 2, 2010
A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)
Quinn : Who's that on the train?
Ryan : That's Hobojoe. He's trying to reach New York
HoboJoe by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019

hobo toe 

A renegade toe, or toes, poking through a hole in a sock. Socks with holes are generally seen as signs of poverty, and the toe(s) sticking through said hole are signs of hobo-ism.
Damn, dawg, mah girl thought I was po, with mah hobo toe stickin through mah old sock.
hobo toe by kiriyama_kills June 29, 2005
A drunk female, genuinely predisposed to wandering through a party looking for the deep-deep.
I was planning on taking that one girl home, but this hobodoe latched onto my leg.
Hobodoe by Mr. Grim May 9, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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