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HoboJoe
A stereotypical hobo that travels along the rails, usually in the 1930s. Usually has a harmonica (and a weird hatred for flutes)
HoboJoe by IsItVladmir June 17, 2019
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Hobo joe
A hobo mainly founded by portion road. Was found by Nicolas disipalus in the school of sagamore. Hobo Joe is thought to be sexy so a bunch of teens go on hunts to find the glorious human
Hobo Joe
A fictional homeless man who lives in the sewers under my old elementary school, we would pray and leave offerings for Hobo Joe when we were in the 3rd grade. Hobo Joe moves from school to school and state to state currently he is on the move again and should be far past Washington by now, make sure to check your local sewers to see if he drops by.
John - I heard about Hobo Joe from my friend from another school
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
Jack - Is it really true he travels from school to school and state to state
John - Yeah, I believe he should be on his way to our county soon
*Hears rumble in sewers*
*Leaves offerings and prays*
Hobo Joe by owen is a hecking honker February 23, 2020
Hobo Joe
A small balding man in his 40's with a handlebar moustache. He is known to hold meaningless jobs (i.e. pumping shit out of porta-johns).
Look at the guy traveling in that pick-up truck with the davelin camper on the back. He is Hobo Joe.
Hobo Joe by bungholebandit,browneyeinspect March 5, 2010
Hobojob
A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.
hobojaeger
Person 1: that person is not cool, awsome, funny or lovely- what a loser
Person 2: honestly they just need to be more of a hobojaeger
Person 1: yes thats what i was just thinking- we’re honestly acting like such hobojaegers!
Person 2: rock and roll hehe
Person 2: honestly they just need to be more of a hobojaeger
Person 1: yes thats what i was just thinking- we’re honestly acting like such hobojaegers!
Person 2: rock and roll hehe
hobojaeger by HelloWorld891 June 2, 2021
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