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Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position
Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.
Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Halleting 

To consciously avoid the consumption of a predetermined unit of alcohol
Classic Joe, always halleting
Halleting by El_melocoton October 2, 2016
When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.
*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
holting by wh- no! April 28, 2020

im hollering 

When someone is pointing out the fact that something made them laugh, or is absurd
Me: Did you see Frank fall down the stairs just now

Them: yes girl, Im hollering
im hollering by Kol3 May 26, 2021

Hollering Bench 

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

Hoilesing 

1. A verb, meaning to go out of your way to kill something in an online game even though it will inevitably lead to the demise of the whole team.

2. "Hoiles" - To be extremely late to reply or get back to somebody for no real reason other than 'checking stuff'
1. Oh my god that guy is fucking Hoilesing so bad.. wat a tard.

2. Lol yeah he took like 3 hour to get back to me.. what a hoiles.
Hoilesing by Jefferson Ford June 5, 2010