2 definitions by wh- no!
When an annoying twink is crushing obsessively over a straight guy and doesn't shut up about it.
If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.
If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.
"OMG, MAX IS SO HOT, I ACTUALLY CANT GET OVER IT"
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."
by wh- no! January 17, 2021
When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.
*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."
by wh- no! April 28, 2020