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National Fuck Hamish Day
April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019
Related Words
Hmaish • hamish • Hamish Mehta • Hamish & Andy • hamish pulsford • haaish • haish • haisha • haishadesu • haisham
Hamish Mehta
Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020
Hamish Blake
Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.
guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*
Hamish Blake by jessikahh June 2, 2008
Hamish's Law
The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.
1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.
3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.
Hamish's Law by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009
Hamish
Hamish , Used To Describe Someone Whose Loyalty Never Falters. The Most TrustWorthy And Secretive Of His Group.
Large Group Of Friends and Has a Very Productive social life , enjoys time with people he Trusts . Likes to crack jokes with others however when it's comes to serious matters he is a man you would want in your corner . Will fight for the people he loves and will never betray them.
Has Strength That He Rarely Shows In Fear Of Showing Off However When Loved Ones Are In Need there is rarely a person that can subdue him. Normally very mindful of people wishes , thoughts , feelings . Ladies if you even think about going for one of these , you would be making a decision that you will love so don't lose out on him.
Large Group Of Friends and Has a Very Productive social life , enjoys time with people he Trusts . Likes to crack jokes with others however when it's comes to serious matters he is a man you would want in your corner . Will fight for the people he loves and will never betray them.
Has Strength That He Rarely Shows In Fear Of Showing Off However When Loved Ones Are In Need there is rarely a person that can subdue him. Normally very mindful of people wishes , thoughts , feelings . Ladies if you even think about going for one of these , you would be making a decision that you will love so don't lose out on him.
Hamish by Emma.B4Life July 18, 2018
haishdonk
A grimey club addict who sings haitian & trinidadian tribal songs which greatly move caucasian females and gets up all in yo donk!
I met this beautiful haishdonk under this hut the other day, we made beautiful love at a club while singing our soul music.
haishdonk by Kyla Nicole March 27, 2010
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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