Hirect 

Green in colour and spreading greenery in your life. Understands your situation and provides solutions. Saves your time because we know it's priceless.

-"How did you get a job so fast?"
-"Welcome to Hirect, bro!"

Hirect by India ka Job Market November 24, 2021

hireath 

(n)

a homesickness for a home to which you cannot return, a home that maybe never was.

origin: unknown

"hireath is a heart wrenching experience, and there is no cure."

hireath by aImondmiIk June 20, 2019

hairectile dysfunction 

When a man get cant his hairdo up.

I ran out of hair gel. I got freaking hairectile dysfunction man!!!

hairectile dysfunction by scrollocked April 5, 2009

herection 

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.

The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.

herection by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

herection 

words derived from the two words 'her' and 'erection' and is used to describe when a female gets pointy nipples

david: did you see the nipples on her?
joe: thats some herection!

herection by d_berry February 10, 2010

hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.

1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.

hairection by Chris B October 14, 2004

hidectomy

(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.

OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay

hidectomy by Hapto June 7, 2007