hidectomy

(hid-ee-ehct-oh-mee)

The diligent process in which you need to remove the hideous from your mind: usually involving some mind trick, pleasant distraction, copious drinking, or combination of all of the above.

OMG, When the "beer goggles" came off the morning after, I totally needed a hidectomy- so I went back to the bar for a little 10am happy hour action.

After walking in on my dad and the babysitter doing it doggy style dp with my childhood doll I'm totally going to need a hidectomy.

Sue cried out "Mental picture go away!" repeatedly as an attempt to induce a hidectomy after she caught a glimpse of her grandmother's vajayjay

hidectomy by Hapto June 7, 2007

Headectomy 

A medical procedure where an individual voluntarily admits them self to have their head surgically removed from their ass. Someone In need of a headectomy might be referred to as an Asshat or Asshelmet.

Whoa, that Tyler needs an emergency Headectomy. What an Asshelmet.

Headectomy by daman20015 July 8, 2016

Hoectomy 

Used to discribe a Prude girl or former hoe.

"Tracy? Nah that girl wont touch you. Her parents are religious and she got a Hoectomy at birth."

"Did you see Becky? Shes changed for sho n dressin conservative. Musta had a full Hoectomy. Shes not screwin nobody i tell ya"

Hoectomy by Amacken February 3, 2021

Lidectomy

The act of removing a lid stuck on an animal.

I performed a lidectomy last night after a hedgehog got his head stuck in a McFlurry cup lid.

Lidectomy by Daniel_NZ January 27, 2022