a gel made of fat that makes your hair stick up or stay in one place
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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Semen that is being used to style hair
In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer.
by regina44 April 15, 2009
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Describing a particular type/group of douchebags, particularly the ones residing in/around Washington DC.

Not the same as a guido, although they use similar amounts of hair gel.
Yo bro, let's get out of here, too much hair gel in this room.

I had to get off the Metro this morning because I was suffocated by all the hair gel on their way to the office.
by TM1984 November 30, 2009
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Euphemism for marijuana. Perfect for using when talking to people in mixed company or leaving messages on answering machines about marijuana. Doesn't sound obvious like "Chocolate" or "Christmas tree lights"

Your marijuana dealer can be called your "Stylist"

The act of smoking marijuana can be called "Doing your hair"

The piece you smoke your marijuana out of can be called your comb (pipe) or brush (bong)
1. Hey we are all pitching in together to buy some hair gel, and if you don't give us any cash, we won't let you use any.

2. I've got some desginer hair gel, but I don't have a comb. Can we come over and style our hair with yours?
by Demicrusaius April 4, 2005
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Means pot, marijuana, mary jane, dope etc... But can be said around adults and little kids, with your friends still knowing what you are talking about.
"Hey, are we gonna do some hair gel tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we gonna gel our hair for sure."
by GummyBear September 22, 2004
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When multiple Mexicans cum in a persons hair, the hair is then styled and eventually dried to maintain its position.
Brice: "Hey, Alexei, where did you get that rockin' hairdo?"
Alexei: "Oh! I just got some Mexican Hair Gel from a few spicks on the street."
by Angry Rhino November 20, 2009
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When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly
dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!
by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011
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