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Hippos can kill anyone they want! Hippos eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this hippo who was eating in the forest. And when some squirrel dropped a nut the hippo killed the whole forest. My friend Mark said that he saw a hippo totally uppercut some dog just because the dog opened a window.
hippos by combat_rock May 17, 2004
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Fat whores who don't know when 2 go away. They usually have hunches, large mouths, are pink and hair, and very very fat. Sometimes bile comes out of their vaginas during high peeks of orgasm mmmmmmm.
ew get away from me u fucking hippos
Hippos by mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

Hippos mOuth 

My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......
Hippos mOuth by Dr Elephantus December 14, 2010

Hippos under a blanket

Big booty girl that each time she takes a step, the back of her leg flips up her butt cheek and when done in alternating steps makes her ass jiggle all over the place.
Honey, when you walk your ass looks like two hippos under a blanket wrestling, Sweet!

Checkout the J in the T on that bitch, looks like two hippos under a blanket.

Hungry Hippos 

Based on the popular board game, this phrase is used when an individual prickteases a group of fat girls who are hungry for cock to the point that they will gobble the individual's genitalia with wide mouthed precision if they get within close proximity. Obviously this is done for the amusement of the individual but if care is not taken, it can lead to drastic consequences.
"The sign reads 'Don't feed the hungry hippos'.. fuck it, let's taunt the fat fuckers anyway, they can't catch us"
Hungry Hippos by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Hungry Hungry Hippos 

In a threesome, when the two females are simultaneously moving to fellate the male from either side. Named after the similarity in the way the hippos reach for the loose balls in the Hasbro / Milton-Bradley game of the same name.

The term doesn't have anything to do with the size of the girls involved; although for the purists...that'd be the most accurate portrayal.
I thought the girls were going to take turns with my naughty bits, but it turned into a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Hungry Hungry Hippos by King T November 6, 2006

baby hippos 

an exclamation used in times of frustration in place of a more offensive expletive
"Fudge! Babies! Baby hippos!" - Adam Savage, in an episode of MythBusters, frustrated about a broken machine-crossbow.
baby hippos by space_language November 5, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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