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Male genitals engulfed by fat, so that when a man is sitting his stomach fat rolls down into more fat rolls in the crotch area. As fat as a hippopotamus.

`Did you see that guy back there at the bus stop? He was so fat, his hipposcrotamus was hanging off the bench.

hipposcrotamus by bonnief December 9, 2008

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Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

Hippocrotamus by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

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Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

Hippocrotamus by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

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hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

hippocritamus by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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