hipposcrotamus 

Male genitals engulfed by fat, so that when a man is sitting his stomach fat rolls down into more fat rolls in the crotch area. As fat as a hippopotamus.

`Did you see that guy back there at the bus stop? He was so fat, his hipposcrotamus was hanging off the bench.

hipposcrotamus by bonnief December 9, 2008

Hippocrotamus 

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

Hippocrotamus by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus 

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

Hippocrotamus by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

hippocritamus 

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

hippocritamus by Jaye_em September 5, 2020