hipposcrotamus

Male genitals engulfed by fat, so that when a man is sitting his stomach fat rolls down into more fat rolls in the crotch area. As fat as a hippopotamus.

`Did you see that guy back there at the bus stop? He was so fat, his hipposcrotamus was hanging off the bench.

by bonnief December 9, 2008

Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

Hippocrotamus

An enormous hypocrite. Someone that has reached such extreme levels of hypocrisy that it is all prevailing, dangerous and out of control, like a rampaging hippopotamus.

I can't believe you put cheese on your vegan burger, you're such a hippocrotamus!

by Harrisimo December 22, 2019

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020